Monday, March 10, 2008

Do you see a pattern?

In my mind, I keep a blog. Ha ha ha ha ha! Or, as I should say to accurately represent my generation, LOL!

Really, though, I had been fully convinced that I have a blog. I guess I live more in the etheral future than in reality, huh? Because when I logged on today, I read in black and white that I write approximately once every year. Wow. My English profs. would be so proud. My mother would be so proud. Ugh.

The sad part is that just last February I realized the same thing. I believe I have young person's alzheimers. Ah, strike that. Try instead laziness. It's not a condition. It's a pathetic lifestyle. "The sluggard craves and gets nothing, but the desires of the diligent are fully satisfied."

And so, here ends my annual contribution.

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